His shirt reads “They gave me a medal for killing two men, and a discharge for loving one.”
You are a bad-ass.
can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
Nomnom
This is why you ALWAYS must wait for the credits to have rolled on a Marvel film.
ASIDJGOLJWA
Americans count yourselves blessed. Australia didn’t get this. Because our entertainment industry is absolute shitballs.
Via He's A Lion...Who Can Talk
with Loki that’s a legit concern, he’s got knocked up by less…
#A LITTLE BIT OF RODGERS IN MY WOMB #A LITTLE BIT OF IRON MAN IN THERE TOO #A LITTLE BIT OF THOR THERE THAT’S ALL RIGHT #A GREAT BIG CHUNK OF BANNER FROM THE FIGHT
A little bit of Coulson’s cannon blast
Got hit by Hawkeye’s arrow, super fast
A little bit of Fury’s lack of hair
A little bit of me makes me your mare.I am legit dying.
It’s scary that the moment i started reading I was singing the song
it’s like my brain just knew
Via I don't think I could be more addictive if I tried
Listening to Justin Bieber at 1:30 am makes me really depressed,
like this is an actual human being,
seriously?!
urgh, dick

